you have to present the evidence of my mortality to ME.
If you're hoping to bait someone into slaying you so you can satisfy your deathwish without getting stiffed on life insurance payouts to your loved ones, you're missing a few steps.
1) You haven't provided your address! Read up on trivial inconveniences.
2) Post someplace with a larger population of violent criminals, or at least gun owners. We're pretty harmless around here.
3) Choose a venue where people cannot vent their frustration with you via downvoting. That way, it may build up to an efficac...
I'll give you some great odds then. I will give you $5. In exchange, you will write a will giving me (or my heirs, should I be dead) your entire estate. Cryonic preservation counts as death. Deal? This is like a free $5 for you. If your current net worth is greater than $100,000, you are over 50 years of age or you have high earning potential we can talk about bumping that up to $25! It's like I'm giving it away!