We say to the watermelon
"We accept your offering of sugar. We will share our riches with you in return, that you may have the safety and plenty to grow even sweeter."
And we say to the watermelon
"You make these seeds to carry on your line, in the only way you know how. But we are clever, and if you leave your seeds behind we will spread your children farther than your seeds could ever have carried them."
And we say to the watermelon
"Another great summer. Let's do this again every year."
And we say to the watermelon
"Come travel the world with me! My friends want to meet you.
And we say to the watermelon
"I love you."
Feedback: The title of this post makes me think it's primarily soliciting donations from the wealthy (in particular those who got rich from having BTC when it blew up), and that you're not really trying to get people like me to make donations on the order of $20. I'm unsure if this is true.
(I know the title isn't meant to be literal, since the funding goals mentioned are in the low-single-digit BTC range, but it still has an anchoring effect.)