Actually I don't know how to pronounce Eliezer's name. How do you pronounce "Eliezer Yudkowsky"?
Is the following assertion meaningless -- "There exists a invisible dragon in my garage, which can't be seen, felt, or sensed by any methods known to man today, or in the future".
I didn't know Eliezer had a girlfriend, how can you justify spending resources on that sort of thing?
Not an attack though, you probably have a good reason, I just can't figure out what it is.
Was this written in jest? It's hilarious.