The Assassination of Trump's Ear is Evidence for Time-Travel
Epistemic Status: extreme, unhinged speculation. Possibly a small Basilisk-like effect from reading this that directionally seems neutral-to-positively aligned to the cause of human survival. Hopefully entertaining. Big if true. Over the weekend Trump was very nearly assassinated. By sheer luck he decided to tilt his head before the 20-year-old would-be...