My friends and I play every week.

I feel that way too; the world is a lesser place without him...

http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0536.html

http://nodwick.humor.gamespy.com/ffn/index.php

Skin color is a function of the latitude at which ones ancestors lived.

This is obvious through observation: ancestors lived on the equator - brown skin. ancestors lived at extreme north/south latitude - white skin.