It's nice to know I'm closer to Einstein than chimps. People should read this post, so they stop picking o me and start picking o chimps. Or pick on Einstein for that matter. He's dead, what's he going to do about it?
Oh my impersonal God, I just realized I'm smarter than Einstein. Dead brains are dumber than idiotic brains. Isn't that neat?
In fact I'm smarter than a Bayesian superintelligence. At least until one is invented. Nonexistent brains are also much dumber than idiotic brains.
I just realized I'm a genius!!!