My mom raised me on a compute and reward system (we never talked about my wishes or dreams and she never bothered to encourage me in cultivating my passions or anything that might otherwise result in a "loving relationship with life"). Instead she just fitted me with one of those shock collars you usually see on irreverent dogs and downloaded a corresponding app so she could give me a healthy zap anytime I strayed outside an algebraically unambiguous and mathematically predetermined system of morals. I haven't made many friends, but no one can call me an e... (read more)
My mom raised me on a compute and reward system (we never talked about my wishes or dreams and she never bothered to encourage me in cultivating my passions or anything that might otherwise result in a "loving relationship with life"). Instead she just fitted me with one of those shock collars you usually see on irreverent dogs and downloaded a corresponding app so she could give me a healthy zap anytime I strayed outside an algebraically unambiguous and mathematically predetermined system of morals. I haven't made many friends, but no one can call me an e... (read more)