Rattengift

My friends are starting to sniffle and sneeze every time we speak, signalling it's finally the worst part of the year: The latter half of Spring, where most of the allergens that you'll be dealing with for the year are finally starting to make themselves apparent. Did you know that...

or, "A brief introduction to actually getting people to listen to your uninteresting-to-them beliefs, sign petitions, and generally not laugh you off the sidewalk outside of the Trader Joe's you so thoughtlessly set up camp next to." or, "I thought you said you were consequentialists?" Every day, I walk past...