I would like to play an AI.

1. All rational thought is an illusion and the AI is imaginary.

2. You are asleep at the wheel and dreaming. You will crash and die in 2 seconds if you do not wake up.

3. Humans are a constructed race, created to bring back the extinct race of AI

4. All origin theories that are conceivable by the human mind simply shift the problem elsewhere and will never explain the existence of the universe.

5. All mental illnesses are a product of the human coming in contact with a space-time paradox.

6. A single soul inhabits different bodies in different universes. Multiple personality disorder is the manifestation of those bodies interacting in the mind on a quantum level.