Let me try a rewrite...
Rationalist overheard in hell:
"... I wouldn't even be down here if they hadn't found my frozen brain - talk about a Smoking Gun..."
Rationalist overheard in hell:
“…I was on-track for upstairs until they found my frozen brain - what a fucking stupid idea that was…”
How do you irritate a rationalist?
Sprinkle magic-dust on her ears so they grow large on Mondays