You're missing part of the point of buying local. When it comes to meat and animal products, local farming is excellent for animal welfare. Your local farmer selling eggs and cuts of meat out of a cooler in the back of his truck might not have the time, money or inclination to bother with any official certification program like Animal Welfare Approved or Certified Humane, but I'm willing to bet the animals have a better quality of life than most large-scale operations even if they do meet the highest standards. I grew up near some local farms, you can drive right by them and see happy-looking cows wandering around in a field. You can get to know the farmers personally if you hang around the farmer's market and talk to them (trust me, they love doing that) and be reassured that they're decent human beings that wouldn't mistreat their animals. If you make some friends you could probably even get shown around someone's farm in person.
I've always thought it's a little strange that "ethical meat-eater" isn't a more common dietary category. I meet lots of vegetarians, vegans, even pescatarians, but not many people in the category of "I eat any meat I want but only if I buy it local or it has a Certified Humane sticker on it". To me, that seems like a very logical category to be in if you care a little more than average about animal welfare but not enough to stop eating meat. Personally, I wouldn't feel any compunction about eating meat that met Animal Welfare Approved or Certified Humane standards.
From my inside view, my carbon footprint is irrelevant. It's likely we get something singularity-like in the next 20 years.
Sounds like horseshoe theory. Religious conservatives expect the second coming of Jesus, rationalists expect Singularity, either way we can let the world burn because it will soon be irrelevant.
USDA Organic means real audits and required outdoor access.
this was surprising. (it also trips my llm-ese sensor.)
from aspca.org:
In reality, the current standards do not provide clear requirements for either space or outdoor access for most animals.
As a result, some large, USDA Organic-certified producers are raising animals in conditions virtually indistinguishable from factory farming.
Stop Worrying About Your Consumption Habits
Many people before me have dunked on the plastic-straw Nazis. From a utilitarian perspective, using a paper straw is pointless. [1]
In the post-singularity utopia, we will price externalities, and no one (besides the externality-pricers) will have to think about their consumption beyond its direct economic cost. Today, I do think about some things, like how the food I eat affects animal welfare. This post is my attempt to think about fewer of them.
TLDR - These are worth zero mental energy:
I: Methodology
Lazy Research
Claude found all of the numbers for this article. I strongly believe in the power of working with approximately correct numbers when the counterfactual is no numbers.
Animal Welfare
I think this is much more important than anything mentioned in this post. I discuss my thoughts on diet here.
Global Warming
From my inside view, my carbon footprint is irrelevant. It's likely we get something singularity-like in the next 20 years. Under this assumption, most effort to reduce emissions are better spent on global health or x-risk. Out of epistemic humility, I still try to reduce my carbon footprint.
This post uses GWP20 . It measures how much warming something will cause over the next 20 years, normalized to 1 ton of . You can then put other things on the same scale: a ton of methane is ~80 tons , a flight from SF to NYC is ~2-3 tons .
[2]
It's convention to use GWP100. I am using GWP20 [3] because interest rates are real and my model of the world accounts for them. [4]
Land Use, Water Use
These things matter, and I tried to quantify how your decisions affect each. But in my heart of hearts, I don't think you should spend much energy optimizing for either. We should make (a lot more!) national parks and then price and tax land. And we should definitely make farmers pay for water, though I'm not holding my breath on that one.
II: You Can Safely Stop Worrying About...
Reducing, Reusing, Recycling, Composting
Each year Americans send about 243 million cubic yards of trash to landfill, which means we must create ~1,500 acres of dumps (at 100 ft deep).
After 100 years a landfill gets covered and becomes a park, a golf course, a conservation area, or a solar farm. Assume, conservatively [5] , that one acre of new landfill is as bad as 100 acres of farmland.
The average American's annual landfill use is about 20 cubic feet, or of landfill area. It takes ~1,590 sq ft to create a 1-lb steak, so your year of trash is steaks, even after the 100x penalty.
No one has done a rigorous study showing that microplastics meaningfully impact health. Even if you are worried about them, vanishingly little exposure comes from plastic that properly makes it to landfill.
Warming is also negligible here: The average American's landfill methane emissions is ~0.53 t , or about 1/10 of an SF↔NYC round-trip flight.
[6]
If you do anything here, recycle your aluminum and cardboard (see section III).
Organic Foods
Organic food might create more externalities:
I asked Claude for reasons why Organic farming is better, but it didn't come up with much:
Buying Local
Shipping food in a container on a cargo ship is basically free, economically and from a carbon perspective. In many cases it's much more environmentally friendly to just ship stuff from where it grows easily. [8] [9]
Most Labels on Consumables (eg no bycatch, FSC certified wood)
Possibly Worthwhile:
Pointless:
III: Too Much Data
Price Is a Good Proxy
Carbon costs correlate with dollar costs, r = 0.87. If you budget your spending, to some extent you're already optimizing for reducing externalities.
Prices: US consumer, ~1 sig fig. Carbon footprints: Poore & Nemecek 2018 for food, EPA eGRID plus per-mile and per-flight LCAs for the rest.
This is also somewhat true of land and water use. Graphs for food in particular:
Prices: US consumer. Water use: Mekonnen & Hoekstra total water footprints.
Prices: US consumer. Land use: Poore & Nemecek 2018.
Looked at another way: carbon footprint per dollar spent does span two OOMs. This viewpoint is less comforting.
Carbon from Poore & Nemecek 2018 and EPA eGRID, divided by US consumer prices.
Quotidian Water Use
The only thing that matters here is what you eat. Definitely don't feel guilty about taking a long shower.
Food water: Mekonnen & Hoekstra. AI water: Altman 2025.
Agriculture is ~80–90% of US water consumption. [12]
USGS Circular 1441, 2015 US water use; smaller sectors estimated from withdrawals.
Quotidian Power Use
There were no big surprises for me here. Driving is expensive. AI can use a lot of power, but only if you're coding with it. A whole day of lighting is one mile in a truck.
Grid carbon: EPA eGRID 2022. Home end-use split: EIA RECS 2020. AI energy: Epoch AI, Altman 2025.
Recycling
People will pay for recycled cardboard and aluminum, whereas recycled plastic and glass is mostly only used because of mandates or to please consumers.
US EPA — Advancing Sustainable Materials Management, 2018 figures.
Per item:
Per-item deltas from US EPA MSW data and manufacturing LCAs.
My plausible explanations are innumeracy or costly signaling/symbolism (see The Toxoplasma of Rage). ↩︎
Much more than you'd think considering that only ~1 ton of is emitted! Physicists think that atmospheric contrails caused by planes have a large warming effect. ↩︎
Methane (from trash or cows) is ~3x less when using GWP100. ↩︎
The price of treasuries suggests that $1 today is worth 39¢ in 2046 and ~0.6¢ in 2126. ↩︎
It's very generous to the anti-trash side to say that creating an acre of landfill is as bad as creating 100 acres of farmland: discount rates imply that one year of landfill in 2126 is as bad as one year of landfill in 2026. And farmland is fertile land that would counterfactually be biodiverse nature, which is not true of landfill. ↩︎
In the US, these methane emissions are captured anyway! ↩︎
Corn ~11%, soy ~5%, cotton ~19%. ↩︎
Some supermarkets will fly in produce, but I don't know any heuristics for telling what has been flown (and not trucked or cargo-shipped). Apparently sometimes even asparagus gets flown! Avoid sashimi-grade fish from afar and berries with an insane price markup, I guess. ↩︎
Illustrative example: in the 90s Saudi Arabia decided it wanted food autarky, and pumped ~5.5 trillion gallons of water per year (at the peak in 1992) out of non-renewable aquifers to grow wheat in the desert. ↩︎
Animal Welfare Approved is the gold standard — independent auditors visit every farm yearly, and it's the only label Consumer Reports rated "excellent." Certified Humane is 100% pass/fail, on-site audited. Global Animal Partnership is Whole Foods' 1–5+ steps (higher = better). USDA Organic means real audits and required outdoor access. ↩︎
Dolphin-safe is the template: spare the cute mammal, push boats onto nets that kill sharks and juvenile tuna instead. "Sustainable" (MSC) only certifies that the target stock won't collapse — nothing about bycatch, a bottom-trawled seafloor, or the fish's suffering. "No bycatch," "natural," and "eco" are unregulated marketing with no audit behind them. The only semi-trustworthy signal isn't a logo but Seafood Watch (Monterey Bay Aquarium): independent, and it rates the actual species, gear, and region you're buying. ↩︎
Consumption is water withdrawn and not returned — evaporated by crops, cooling towers, and lawns — as opposed to withdrawals, most of which flow back to the river. Power is the headline case: ~46% of US withdrawals but only ~4% of consumption, because it borrows cooling water and returns ~97% of it. Irrigation and thermoelectric figures are USGS Estimated Use of Water in the United States in 2015 (Circular 1441); the other bars are estimated from withdrawals × typical return rates, so read the small ones as order-of-magnitude. The data is stale by necessity: USGS reported consumption for every sector from 1960–1995, then dropped it after the 1995 report due to budget and staffing cuts. Consumption can't be metered at a pipe the way a withdrawal can; it has to be modeled from evapotranspiration and process losses. Only irrigation and power consumption were revived in 2015. ↩︎