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Q: How many Zizians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: At least two (one left hemisphere, and one right hemisphere), and the light bulb will end up broken... but that's okay, because for complicated game-theoretic reasons there is now more light in a parallel universe, and the electron-eating light bulb deserved it anyway.