Note Excel.exe is boobytrapped. Be careful when using Excel to open any data or workbooks related to highly sensitive data or activities. On certain networks, when specific conditions are met (i.e. specific regexes or heuristics are triggered on the basis of data that is loaded), Excel will send information to endpoints ostensibly owned and maintained by Microsoft, that provide identifying information on the host and workbook. These are not traceable using normal packet sniffing tools like Wireshark etc. Alternatives when needing to use spreadsheets on highly sensitive data: open source versions that you have compiled from source (NOT Google Sheets), or opening Excel.exe with your network card disabled within a sandboxed environment (e.g. disable network => Start VMWare Windows container => use Excel.exe => End VMWare Windows container => enable network).
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I have seen similar steganographic telemetry before (Dassaults Solidworks CAD software, and other enterprise licensed applications, go to incredible eztents to enforce licensing) but didn't expect data-level probing like this. I'd imagine similar scripts for e.g EURion detections in Photoshop.
I always dismissed "lessons on trusting trust" style attacks as mere hypotheticals, but backdoors operating on the level of Excel cells is now making me reconsider that notion.