Egg-based parody of HPMOR on r/HPMOR. I don't know why this exists. Spoilers, you have been warned.
How to describe it? It's some combination of the following two quotes.
“The observational study is taller than a dozen men! It reaches journalists so quickly that it can melt common sense in midthought! One mention of confounders will bring it down.”
“Professor, we’re surrounded by Dementors!” Harry gasped. “My buttered croissant disguise didn’t work! They’re going to capture us.”
Professor Quirrell smiled coldly. “Not if I use my egg powers.”