I'm half-tempted to schedule a meetup in the ruins of downtown San Francisco at noon on April 9, 2036. I'll be in what used to be the Ferry Building, wearing a hazmat suit with "Less Wrong" written on the front.
I lack the priors to understand this. But if you explained the joke, it would make it less funny for people who would actually understand it already... Maximizing the comedic potential of a sentence is too difficult.
Don't submit meetups to the main section of LW until you've picked a place and committed to being there at a particular time.