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[LINK] Erotic fiction about clippy, fresh off the press

by Neotenic
14th Mar 2015
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[LINK] Erotic fiction about clippy, fresh off the press
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[-]skeptical_lurker11y50

I said that EY's negative PR from writing Harry Potter fanfic couldn't get any worse.

I was wrong. He could start writing a rationalist version of this, with steamy acausial sex scenes.

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[-]Shmi11y00

hmm, how would acausal sex work, exactly?

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[-]Richard_Kennaway11y50

hmm, how would acausal sex work, exactly?

The dating would be like this. For what comes after, look up how people have (cough so I hear) virtual sex in virtual worlds online. And there is a tantalising phrase in a footnote to the linked paper, "the sexual possibilities offered by paraconsistent logic".

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[-]skeptical_lurker11y30

Clippy doesn't exist, but according to my simulations, if he did exist he'd probably be roughly forcing me onto the bed and undoing my bra right now.

So hot

For bonus points, you could build a robot to enact the actions determined by the simulations.

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[-]DanArmak10y00

Clippy doesn't exist, but according to my simulations, if he did exist he'd probably be roughly forcing me onto the bed and undoing my bra right now.

Then he'd forget all about you as he started making your bra wire into a paperclip.

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[-][anonymous]11y00

If and

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[-]Fivehundred11y00

There are so many avenues to troll a website like this I'm disappointed.

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Paper clip maximizer soon to gain a whole new meaning...

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