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This is fiction which uses excerpts from Palantir CEO Karp's actual talk. Here's an actual clip
Here's Claude's compilation of actual quotes (I have not verified them).
a16z American Dynamism Summit 2026 · March 3, 2026
"If Silicon Valley believes we are going to take away everyone's white-collar job … and you're gonna screw the military, if you don't think that's gonna lead to nationalization of our technology, you're retarded."
"You might be particularly retarded, because you have a 160 IQ."
"[They are] primarily Democratic shaped people that you and I grew up with, highly educated people who went to elite schools or went to schools that are almost elite for one party."
(referring to white-collar workers at risk of AI displacement)
"There is a lot of subtlety here behind the curtain, and I've been heavily involved in that subtlety. Where [AI] can be deployed, what can be deployed — there is a difference between the US military and surveillance."
"Despite what everyone thinks, Palantir is the anti-surveillance company."
"The danger for our industry is that you get a famous horseshoe effect, where there is only one thing people agree on, and that's that this is not paying the bills and our industry should be nationalized."
Sources: Gizmodo, Benzinga, Stocktwits/Asianet, Sherwood News, The Information — all citing video posted to X by Katherine Boyle (a16z) and reporter Maya Sulkin (The Free Press). No full transcript of the session has been published as of March 4, 2026.