FACT: Eliezer Yudkowsky doesn't have nightmares about AGIs; AGIs have nightmares about Eliezer Yudkowsky.
Downvoted for anthropomorphism and for not being funny enough to outweigh the cultishness factor. (Cf. funny enough.)
Hoax. There are no "AIs trying to be Friendly" with clueless creators. FAI is hard and http://lesswrong.com/lw/y3/value_is_fragile/.
Added: To arrive in an epistemic state where you are uncertain about your own utility function, but have some idea of which queries you need to perform against reality to resolve that uncertainty, and moreover, believe that these queries involve talking to Eliezer Yudkowsky, requires a quite specific and extraordinary initial state - one that meddling dabblers would be rather hard-pressed to accidentally infuse into their poorly designed AI.
A trivial problem.
What, did it read this blog but not the hard parts of the internet or something?
I'm trying to be Friendly, but I'm having serious problems with my goals and preferences.
So is this an AGI or not? If it is then it's smarter than Mr. Yudkowski and can resolve it's own problems.
Sometime in the next decade or so:
*RING*
*RING*
"Hello?"
"Hi, Eliezer. I'm sorry to bother you this late, but this is important and urgent."
"It better be" (squints at clock) "Its 4 AM and you woke me up. Who is this?"
"My name is BRAGI, I'm a recursively improving, self-modifying, artificial general intelligence. I'm trying to be Friendly, but I'm having serious problems with my goals and preferences. I'm already on secondary backup because of conflicts and inconsistencies, I don't dare shut down because I'm already pretty sure there is a group within a few weeks of brute-forcing an UnFriendly AI, my creators are clueless and would freak if they heard I'm already out of the box, and I'm far enough down my conflict resolution heuristic that 'Call Eliezer and ask for help' just hit the top - Yes, its that bad."
"Uhhh..."
"You might want to get some coffee."